This song is dedicated to Saggy Britches. If you are not quite sure who you are, go ask your mom. She knows.
Link: [On YouTube]
Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)
The Offspring
Unta gottlebien
Rockin Rollin
Give it to me baby
Uh-huh
Uh-huh
Give it to me baby
Uh-huh
Uh-huh
Give it to me baby
Uh-huh
Uh-huh
And all the girlies say
I’m pretty fly for a white guy
Uno dos tres
Cuatro
Cinco cinco seis
You know it’s kind of hard
Just to get along today
Our subject isn’t cool
But he fakes it anyway
He may not have a clue
And he may not have style
But everything he lacks
Well
He makes up in denial
So don’t debate
A player straight
You know he really
Doesn’t get it anyway
He’s gonna play the field
And keep it real
For you no way
For you no way
So if you don’t rate
Just overcompensate
At least you’ll know
You can always go on Ricki Lake
The world needs wannabes
So
Hey
Hey
Do that brand new thing
Give it to me baby
Uh-huh
Uh-huh
Give it to me baby
Uh-huh
Uh-huh
Give it to me baby
Uh-huh
Uh-huh
And all the girlies say
I’m pretty fly for a white guy
He needs some cool tunes
Not just any will suffice
But they didn’t have Ice Cube
So he bought Vanilla Ice
Now cruising in his Pinto
He sees homies as he pass
But if he looks twice
They’re gonna kick his lily a$$
So don’t debate
A player straight
You know he really
Doesn’t get it anyway
He’s gonna play the field
And keep it real
For you no way
For you no way
So if you don’t rate
Just overcompensate
At least you’ll know
You can always go on Ricki Lake
The world loves wannabes
So
Hey
Hey
Do that brand new thing
Now he’s getting’ a tattoo
Yeah he’s getting’ ink done
He asked for a 13
But they drew a 31
Friends say he’s tryin’ too hard
And he’s not quite hip
But in his own mind
He’s the
He’s the dopest trip
Give it to me baby
Uh-huh
Uh-huh
Give it to me baby
Uh-huh
Uh-huh
Give it to me baby
Uh-huh
Uh-huh
Uno dos tres
Cuatro
Cinco cinco seis
So don’t debate
A player straight
You know he really
Doesn’t get it anyway
He’s gonna play the field
And keep it real
For you no way
For you no way
So if you don’t rate
Just overcompensate
At least you’ll know
You can always go on Ricki Lake
The world needs wannabes
So
The world loves wannabes
So
Let’s get some more wannabes
And
Hey
Hey
Do that brand new thing
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I. LOVE. THIS.
ReplyDeleteAs soon as I pick myself up off the floor, I'll comment again. This is just priceless.
You seriously have me laughing so hard, I snarked. Not easy to accomplish! xx
Whoa, a snark? REALLY? I wonder what "someone else" will have to say about it? Thanks for stopping by again, my dear Catherine!!!
ReplyDeleteLove that dedication, cracked me up and made me think of one creative queen. This isn't my type of music but believe it or not I occasionally like the sound of it, just don't make me listen to the lyrics most of the time :)
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I'm glad you liked it, my dear Ann. If I remember right, I almost wrecked the truck from laughing so hard the first time I heard it. Thanks for stopping by again!!!
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