Saturday, May 28, 2011

Trib Updates and SOS!

This is a weekly series that will include a brief summary of the latest articles that have been published on The Tribulation Times Herald-Exhorter. Hopefully, this will encourage you to go check out some truly outstanding articles that have been published by a number of truly outstanding authors. Moreover, I hope this will also encourage you to want to become a contributing member/author, as well. The “Hear Ye! Hear Ye!” site explanation near the top of the side-bar should answer many of your questions.

 Along with the updates, there will be some commentary on some of the spam that has been sent my way, which is what the SOS! (Spam On Saturdays!) is all about. No, I do not expect to accomplish anything with the spammers. For if they understood what they are doing, surely they wouldn’t be doing it, but it will make me feel better, which is all that counts—right?



[The Last Pope?] contains a series of related videos about the coming antichrist.

[Any Thoughts?] contains just an image of Superman, with a caption that should sound very familiar to Christians.

[89 Fatalities So Far] is about the massive tornado that stuck Joplin, MO last Sunday.

[Islamic Terrorism and Pornography] is another very provocative article from Lavender Darwin.

[The Numbing of America] is a rant by me about how much over-hyping is going on in news reporting.

[Katy Perry and Sad Fathers] is from Lavender Darwin about seeing the cover of a Vanity Fair edition, and thinking about Katy Perry once being an innocent little girl.

[My Thoughts] contains the thoughts going through my head when I first saw that image of Superman, with a caption that should very familiar to Christians.




Office of the Senate House
Federal Republic of Nigeria
Committee on Foreign Payment
(Resolution Panel on Contract3 Payment)
Ikoyi-Lagos Nigeria.
Ref: fgn /snt/stb


Good day to you and your entire family,


This is to officially inform you that we have verified your inheritance file and found out that why you have not received your payment is because you have not fulfilled the obligations given to you in respect of your contract/inheritance payment.


Secondly we have been informed that you are still dealing with the none officials in the bank your entire attempt to secure the release of the fund to you. We wish to advise you that such an illegal act like these have to stop if you wish to receive your payment since we have decided to bring a solution to your problem.

Right now we have arranged your payment through our swift card payment center Asia pacific that is the latest instruction from Mr. president, good luck Jonathan (GCFR) federal republic of Nigeria and FBI. This card center will send you an ATM Card which you will use to withdraw your money in any ATM Machine in any part of the world, but the maximum is five thousand dollars per day, so if you like to receive your fund this way please let us know by contacting the international monetary funds department card payment center.  And also send the following information: to ATM swift card remittances centre Mrs. Patrick ann, for claims:


1. Full name:
2. Phone and fax number:
3. Home address for delivery:
4. Age:
5. Occupation:
6. Country:
7. Sex:


ATM Swift Card Remittance Centre ©
Mrs. Patrick Ann.,
Email address: atmswiftcentre12@yahoo.com.hk


The ATM card payment center has been mandated to issue out {USD1.8 million} as part payment for this fiscal year 2011. Also for your information, you have to stop any further communication with any other person(s) or office(s) to avoid any hitches in receiving your payment. For oral discussion, email me back as soon as you receive this important message or further direction and also update me on any development from the above-mentioned office.


Note that because of impostors, we hereby issued you our code of conduct, which is (atm-822) so you have to indicate this code when contacting the card center by using it as your subject.


Kindest regards,
Mr. David mark.
Senate president©.

Well, I must admit that I am feeling rather stupid. For when I first received notification of this, I thought the ATM card was being issued by the federal government of the United States of America—not Nigeria! No wonder I was having so much trouble, which you can read about [here].

Now, if I can just find an ATM machine that recognizes PBC (Pidgin Binary Code), I can finally start living the life that I so richly deserve to. You wouldn’t happen to know where one is—would you?

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2 comments:

  1. since you have been committing an illegal act by not fulfilling your obligations Duke and I urge you to turn yourself in before you get into further trouble. I'm sure that your local police department will be able to assist you in finding the proper authority to surrender to. At the very least they will thank you for the comic relief

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  2. Thanks for stopping by again, my dear Ann!!! Thanks for the advise, but I am determined to go down fighting. Well, at least foaming at the mouth, which may give them second-thoughts about taking me into custody.

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