This is a weekly
series that will include a brief summary of the latest articles that have been
published on The Tribulation Times Herald-Exhorter. Hopefully, this will encourage you to go
check out some truly outstanding articles that have been published by a number
of truly outstanding authors. Moreover,
I hope this will also encourage you to want to become a contributing
member/author, as well. The “Hear Ye! Hear Ye!” site explanation near the top of
the side-bar should answer many of your questions. Yes, this series also included an “SOS! (Spam
On Saturdays)” segment before, but it
just wasn’t working for me. Therefore,
that will be replaced by a republishing of one of the Trib articles.
[A Personal Appeal from Lavender Darwin NOT to Support Wikipedia (and instead support Famine Relief in Africa!)] is another rant by Lavender Darwin.
[The Paisley Apology] is from me about you-know-who.
[Dixie-Chick Foot-in-Mouth Disease] has Lavender expounding upon nutritional values.
[I Killed GLaDOS…. CAKE!.... and “Am I in Sync”?] is something by Lavender that I
am still not sure about.
[Zeitgeist Seduction!!] is from Lavender with an audio recording of a sermon by Joey
Faust]
[Muy Bueno, DIRECTV] is from me about a solicitation my mother-in-law received in
the mail that is directed towards Spanish-speaking people living in America.
[Blogs of note: Pyromaniacs!] has Lavender singing the praises of the site, which should
give us all fair warning.
[“180” Movie] is from Lavender containing the YouTube release of the movie.
[Hitler Killed Disabled Children and So Do We] is from Lavender containing a link to an
article that compares legal abortions in this country to actions taken by the
Nazis before their defeat in WW II.
[“Courageous” Movie – What WON’T Be In It…] contains a review of the movie by Lavender.
[Saggy Pants Ban…Brilliant!] has Lavender supporting a decision by the powers that be
in Albany, GA to ban wearing baggy pants in public.
[IKEA Nursery for Men? Are we that far gone as a society…?] contains a video that appears to answer Lavender’s question.
Around
ten minutes ago, I was informed that The Really Right Reverend Paisley
Ledbetter had been taken into custody on account of multiple probation violations. It was not specified if his article on
Michelle Bachmann and Sarah Palin (with them being shown less than fully
clothed) had anything to do with it, but it would appear that his probation
officer, who just got back from an extended vacation, has a thing for Hillary
Clinton.
What
was specified is that Paisley is to be held at the U.S. Medical Center for
Federal Prisoners here in Springfield until he can be transferred to the supermax
penitentiary in Florence, CO to serve the remainder of his 356 year sentence
for a number of heinous crimes against humanity. When I asked what those might be, I was told
that I didn’t want to know.
By
the time I was notified of his arrest, all of Paisley’s published articles had
already been deleted, and I was given some indication of what he had in the
works. No, you don’t want to know.
Since
Paisley will not be permitted anymore contact with the outside world, ever
hearing anything from him again is highly unlikely. The parents of kids (both human and goat)
should be very thankful.
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This had more to do with singers and actors and nutritionists spewing silliness about politics instead of just sticking to their own craft.
but yeah, good recap.... :)
Thanks for stopping by again, my dear Lavender!!! I was going for a play off of family values, but the bottom-line is that most of my readers here have no idea what nutrition is really about, nor care to.
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