Thursday, June 10, 2010

Aerosmith vs. Weird Al Yankovic



Livin’ On The Edge
Aerosmith
There’s something wrong with the world today
I don’t know what it is
Something’s wrong with our eyes
We’re seein’ things in a different way
And God knows it ain’t His
It sure ain’t no surprise

Yeah

We’re livin’ on the edge
We’re livin’ on the edge
We’re livin’ on the edge
We’re livin’ on the edge

There’s something wrong with the world today
The lightbulb’s getting’ dim
There’s meltdown in the sky
If you can judge a wise man
By the color of his skin
Then mister you’re a better man than I

We’re livin’ on the edge
You can’t help yourself from fallin’
Everybody
Everybody
We’re livin’ on the edge
You can’t help yourself at all
Everybody
Everybody
We’re livin’ on the edge
You can’t stop yourself from fallin’
Everybody
Everybody
We’re livin’ on the edge
Everybody
Everybody

Tell me what you think about your situation
Complication
Aggravation
Is getting’ to you

Yeah

If Chicken Little tells you that the sky is fallin’
Even if it wasn’t
Would you still come crawlin’ back again
I bet you would my friend
Again
And again
And again
And again
And again

Yeah

Tell me what you think about your situation
Complication
Aggravation
Is getting’ to you

Oh

If Chicken Little tells you that the sky is fallin’
Even if it wasn’t
Would you still come crawlin’ back again
I bet you would my friend
Again
And again
And again
And again

Something’s right with the world today
And everybody knows it’s wrong
But we can tell them no
Or we could let it go
But I would rather be hangin’ on

We’re livin’ on the edge
You can’t help yourself from fallin’
Everybody
Everybody
We’re living on the edge
You can’t help yourself at all
Everybody
Everybody
We’re livin’ on the edge
You can’t stop yourself from fallin’
Everybody
Everybody
We’re livin’ on the edge
Everybody
Everybody

We’re livin’ on the edge

We’re livin’ on the edge

We’re livin’ on the edge

Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

We’re livin’ on the edge
You can’t help yourself from fallin’
We’re living on the edge
You can’t help yourself at all
We’re living on the edge
You can’t stop yourself from fallin’
We’re livin’ on the edge

We’re livin’ on the edge
You can’t help yourself
Everybody
You can’t help yourself
Everybody
We’re livin’ on the edge
You can’t help yourself at all
Everybody
Everybody
We’re livin’ on the edge
You can’t help yourself
You can’t help yourself
We’re livin’ on the edge
You can’t help yourself
You can’t help yourself
We’re livin’ on the edge
You can’t help from yourself from fallin’

Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah





Livin’ In The Fridge
Weird Al Yankovic
There’s somethin’ weird in the fridge today
I don’t know what it is
Food I can’t recognize
My roommate won’t throw a thing away
I guess it’s probably his
It looks like it’s alive

Yeah

And livin’ in the fridge
And livin’ in the fridge
And livin’ in the fridge
Livin’ in the fridge

There’s somethin’ gross in the fridge today
It’s green and growin’ hair
It’s been there since July
Ewwww
If you can name the object
In that baggie over there
Then mister you’re a better man than I

It’s livin’ in the fridge
You can’t stop
Dysentery
The mold from growin’
Dysentery
Livin’ in the fridge
Can’t tell what
Dysentery
It is at all
Dysentery
Livin’ in the fridge
You can’t stop
Dysentery
The mold from growin’
Dysentery
Livin’ in the fridge

Tell me do you think is should be carbon dated
Fumigated
Or cremated
And buried at sea
Yeah
You try to save a little bit of your home cookin’
Covered with a lid it’s kinda scary lookin’
It always happens my friend
Again
And again
And again
And again

Somethin’ stinks in the fridge today
And it’s been rottin’ there all week
It could liver cake
Or wooly mammoth steak
Well maybe I should take another peek

Ahhhhhhh

Livin’ in the fridge
You can’t stop
Dysentery
The mold from growin’
Dysentery
Can’t tell what
Dysentery
It is at all
Dysentery
Livin’ in the fridge
Dysentery
Dysentery
Livin’ in the fridge
Don’t know what it is
Don’t know what it is
Livin’ in the fridge
Don’t know what it is
Don’t know what it is
Livin’ in the fridge
Don’t know what it is at all
Livin’ in the fridge
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah

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2 comments:

  1. Leave it Weird Al to come up with something like that. I've never heard that one although I do know the Aerosmith song.

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  2. Thanks for stopping by again, my dear Ann!!! "Livin' On The Edge" is my all-time favorite Aerosmith song, and I thought it would work to include it now in honor of the return of The History Channel's "Ice Road Truckers." Weird Al's version certainly does it justice, but I couldn't find his "official" video for the song.

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