Men Without Hats vs. Weird Al Yankovic

 Link: [Men Without Hats]

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Safety Dance

Men Without Hats

We can dance if we want to

We can leave your friends behind

‘Cause your friends don’t dance

And if they don’t dance

Well they’re no friend of mine

Say

We can go where we want to

A place where they will never find

And we can act like we come

From out of this world

Leave the real one far behind

And we can dance

And sing

We can go when we want to

Night is young and so am I

And we can dress real neat

From our hats to our feet

And surprise them with a victory cry

Say

We can act if we want to

If we don’t nobody will

And you can act real rude

And totally removed

And I can act like an imbecile

And say

We can dance

We can dance

Everything’s out of control

We can dance

We can dance

We’re doing it from pole to pole

We can dance

We can dance

Everybody look at your hands

We can dance

We can dance

Everybody’s taking the chance

It’s a safety dance

Well it’s safe to dance

It’s safe to dance

We can dance if we want to

We’ve got all your life and mine

As long as we abuse it

Never going to lose it

Everything will work out right

I say

We can dance if we want to

We can leave your friends behind

‘Cause your friends don’t dance

And if they don’t dance

Well they’re no friends of mine

I say

We can dance

We can dance

Everything’s out of control

We can dance

We can dance

We’re doing it from pole to pole

We can dance

We can dance

Everybody look at your hands

We can dance

We can dance

Everybody’s taking the chance

Well it’s safe to dance

Yes it’s safe to dance

Well it’s safe to dance

Well it’s safe to dance

Yes it’s safe to dance

Well it’s safe to dance yeah

Well it’s safe to dance

It’s a safety dance

Well it’s a safety dance

Well it’s a safety dance

Oh it’s a safety dance

Oh it’s a safety dance

Link: [Weird Al Yankovic]

Link: [On YouTube]

The Brady Bunch

Weird Al Yankovic

You can watch Mr. Rogers

You can watch Three’s Company

And you can turn on Fame

Or The Newlywed Game

Or The Addams Family

I say

You can watch Barney Miller

And you can watch your MTV

And you can watch ‘til your eyes

Fall out of your head

That’ll be OK with me

And you can watch

TV

You can watch Johnny Carson

You can watch Phil Donahue

And you can use TV Guide

To help you decide

With capsulized review

Say

You can watch 60 Minutes

Even Captain Kangaroo

But there’s only set

So whatever you watch

Well you know

I gotta watch it too

Say

Give it up

Give it up

Television’s taking its toll

That’s enough

That’s enough

Gimme the remote control

I’ve been nice

I’ve been good

Please don’t do this to me

Turn it off

Turn it off

I don’t want to have to see

The Brady Bunch

Not The Brady Bunch

Well The Brady Bunch

Yeah The Brady Bunch

It’s the story of a lovely lady

Who was bringing up

Three very lovely girls

All of them had hair of gold

Like their mother

The youngest one in curls

It’s a story of a man named Brady

Who was busy with

Three boys of his own

They were four men

Living all together

Yeah but they were all alone

Until the one day

One day when the lady

Met the fellow

And they knew

And they knew it was

Much more than a hunch

Then they knew this group

Must somehow form a family

That’s the way

That’s the way

That’s the way they all became

The Brady Bunch

Well The Brady Bunch

Yeah The Brady Bunch

Well The Brady Bunch

Oh it’s The Brady Bunch

It’s The Brady Bunch

Oh The Brady Bunch yeah

Oh The Brady Bunch

It’s The Brady Bunch

Well it’s The Brady Bunch

Well it’s The Brady Bunch

Well it’s The Brady Bunch

It’s The Brady Bunch

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