Saturday, September 17, 2011

Trib Updates

This is a weekly series that will include a brief summary of the latest articles that have been published on The Tribulation Times Herald-Exhorter.  Hopefully, this will encourage you to go check out some truly outstanding articles that have been published by a number of truly outstanding authors.  Moreover, I hope this will also encourage you to want to become a contributing member/author, as well.  The “Hear Ye!  Hear Ye!” site explanation near the top of the side-bar should answer many of your questions.  Yes, this series also included an “SOS! (Spam On Saturdays)”  segment before, but it just wasn’t working for me.  Therefore, that will be replaced by a republishing of one of the Trib articles.

[Please Allow Me To Introduce Myself] is the introductory article by The Really Right Reverend Paisley Ledbetter, which was completely blacked-out by the Hardshell Baptist Parental Advisory Board.

[Where We You On 9-11?] has Lavender Darwin asking where we were when the attacks happened, along with how he came to get the news.

[The Annoying Orange] was published here by Lavender, and it has to be seen to be believed.

[Please Allow Me To Introduce Myself (Again)] is the same introductory article by Paisley, with only some of it being blacked-out this time.

[What Is Lavender Darwin Listening To?] lets us know what we have all been wondering.

[And Now, Some Words From Vincent…] is something from Lavender that I do not have the words to describe.

[Hot Coffee] is a short review by me about an HBO documentary about the fight over tort reform in the American legal system.

[Lavender Darwin Theme Parks – Coming Soon!!!] is something that is better to read about than actually experience.

[Punked By Phonics] has Paisley making it even more clear that he is not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

[Vaccinations Safety, Rick Perry, and Mistrust of Doctors] has Lavender beating the drum again about another favorite subject of his.

[George’s New Hat] has Lavender showing some more not very well hidden affection toward George Lucas.

[Where is Gadaffi?] has Lavender being playful (in a really creepy sort of way) again.

[Melonheads Beware!] is a completely fictitious report by Paisley.

[Not Sure Who Shaun White Is, Or Why She’s on the Cover of Wheaties…] goes to prove why Lavender is considered a fountain of cultural information.

It is in the hope of restoring a semblance of peace on the homefront that I have agreed to extend an invitation to The Really Right Reverend Paisley Ledbetter to become another author/contributing member of this site.  Not that it has been all that peaceful here at home at any particular time, but with my mother-in-law being on a rampage more than usual the last few weeks, I just had to do something.

You see, The Really Right Reverend Paisley Ledbetter is especially precious to my mother-in-law.  I don’t know why, and neither one is telling.

My wife refuses to take a side, and I suppose I cannot really blame her.  For she knows just what her mother is capable of much better than I do.

All of this started when The Really Right Reverend was promoted from just being The Right Reverend.  Since I am not sure which denomination issued his credentials, I have no idea how that came to be, but when it did, he started talking about how he should expose himself to more of the world.

No, the boy just ain’t right, but it could be argued that it may not be his fault.  After all, his middle name is Plaid.

Alas, I do not have the words to express just how sorry I am about this, and I hope you can give me the benefit of your doubts.  After you start seeing what I mean, I suppose it isn’t going to matter much, either way.

I was, however, able to negotiate a compromise of sorts.  For instead of letting him publish directly, like the rest of the authors/contributing members do, his articles will have to be submitted to the Hardshell Baptist Parental Guidance Advisory Board for review, and they will be the ones who will actually post what is approved of under his name.  May we be given the strength to endure this time of great tribulation.

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  1. well, isn't this an interesting developement.

  2. How did I miss some Lavender Darwin's?! I thought I caught them all.

  3. Thanks for stopping by again, my dear Ann!!! Well, interesting wouldn't exactly be the word I would use, but I suppose it works.

  4. Thanks for stopping by again, my dear John!!! He can be awfully sneaky.

  5. That Lavender character is nothing but bad news...

  6. Thanks for stopping by again, my dear Lavender!!! I think Freud might have a seizure analyzing that comment.


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