Saturday, March 20, 2010

Michael Jackson vs. Weird Al Yankovic II

Link: [Michael Jackson]


Link: [On YouTube]

Bad
Michael Jackson

Your butt is mine
Gonna take you right
Just show your face
In broad daylight
I’m telling you
On how I feel
Gonna hurt your mind
Don’t shoot to kill

Come on
Come on
Lay it on me
All Right

I’m giving you
On count of three
To show your stuff
Or let it be
I’m telling you
Just watch your mouth
I know your theme
What you’re about

Well they say the sky’s the limit
And to me that’s really true
But my friend you have seen nothing
Just wait ‘til I get through

Because I’m big
I’m bad
Come on
Really really bad
You know I’m big
I’m bad
Really really bad
Come on
You know I’m big
I’m bad
Come on
You know
Really really bad
And the whole world has to
Answer right now
Just to tell you once again
Who’s bad

The word is out
You’re doing wrong
Gonna lock you up
Before too long
Your lyin’ eyes
Gonna take you right
So listen up
Don’t make a fight
Your talk is cheap
You’re not a man
You’re throwing stones
To hide your hands

But they say the sky’s the limit
And to me that’s really true
And my friends you have seen nothing
Just wait ‘til I get through

Because I’m big
I’m bad
Come on
Really really bad
You know I’m big
I’m bad
You know it
Really really bad
You know I’m big
I’m bad
You know it
Really really bad
I’m big
I’m bad
You know it
Really really bad
You know I’m big
I’m bad
You know it
Really really bad
You know I’m big
I’m bad
Woo
Really really bad
You know I’m big
I’m bad
You know it
Really really bad
And the whole world has to
Answer right now
Just to tell you once again
Who’s bad

Because I’m big
I’m bad
Come one
Really really bad
You know I’m big
I’m bad
You know it
Really really bad
You know I’m big
I’m bad
You know it
You know
Really really bad

Woo hoo hoo

And the whole world has to
Answer right now
Just to tell you
Once again

You know I’m big
I’m bad
Come one
Really really bad
You know I’m big
I’m bad
You know it
You know it
Really really bad
You know
You know
You know
Come on
Really really bad
And the whole world has to
Answer right now
And the whole world has to
Answer right now
Just to tell you
Just to tell you once again

You know I’m smooth
I’m bad
You know it
Really really bad
You know I’m big
I’m bad baby
Really really bad
You know
You know
You know it
Come on
Really really bad
And the whole world has to
Answer right now
Woo
Just to tell you once again

You know I’m big
I’m bad
You know it
Really really bad
You know I’m bad
You know
Hoo
Really really bad
You know I’m big
I’m bad
You know it
You know
Really really bad
And the whole world has to
Answer right now
Just to tell you once again
Who’s bad



Link: [Weird Al Yankovic]



Fat
Weird Al Yankovic

Your butt is wide
Well mine is too
Just watch your mouth
Or I’ll sit on you
The word is out
Better treat me right
‘Cause I’m the king
Of cellulite

Ham on
Ham on
Ham on whole wheat
All right

My zippers bust
My buckles break
I’m too much man
For you to take
The pavement cracks
When I fall down
I’ve got more chins
Than Chinatown

Well I’ve never used a phone booth
And I’ve never seen my toes
When I’m going to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I’m fat
I’m fat
Shamuan
Really really fat
You know I’m fat
I’m fat
You know it
Really really fat
You know I’m fat
I’m fat
Come on
You know
Really really fat
Don’t you call me pudgy
Portly
Or stout
Just tell me once again
Who’s fat
Ahhhh
Ahhhh

When I walk out
To get my mail
It measures on
The Richter Scale
Down at the beach
I’m a lucky man
I’m the only one
Who gets a tan
If I have one more
Pie a la mode
I’m gonna need
My own zip code

When you’re only having seconds
I’m having twenty-thirds
When I got to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word

Because I’m fat
I’m fat
Shamuan
Really really fat
You know I’m fat
I’m fat
You know it
Really really fat
You know I’m fat
I’m fat
You know it
You know it
Really really fat
And my shadow weights
Forty-two pounds
Let me tell you once again
Who’s fat

If you see me coming your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I’m hungry
Then won’t you feed my face

Because I’m fat
I’m fat
Shamuan
Really really fat
You know I’m fat
I’m fat
You know it
Really really fat
You know I’m fat
I’m fat
You know it
You know
Really really fat
Woo hoo hoo
When I sit around the house
I really around the house

You know I’m fat
I’m fat
Shamuan
Really really fat
You know I’m fat
I’m fat
You know it
You know it
Really really fat
You know
You know
You know
Come on
Really really fat
And you know all by myself
I’m a crowd
Lemme tell you once again

You know I’m huge
I’m fat
You know it
Really really fat
You know I’m fat
You know
Hoo
Really really fat
You know I’m fat
I’m fat
You know it
You know
Really really fat
And the whole world knows
I’m fat and I’m proud
Just tell me once again
Who’s fat

Lyrics From: [Sing365]

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4 comments:

  1. Oh now that is just too funny. Gotta love Weird Al

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  2. Thanks for stopping by again, my dear Ann!!! My favorite part of Weird Al's video is the look on the faces of The Fat Boys, who are an actual hip-hop/rap group by that name, when he started bustin' out all over in the very beginning.

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  3. I just love Weird Al...this is one of my favorites...very funny.

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  4. Thanks for stopping by again, my dear Coleen!!! He sure shows a lot of growth as a dancer in this one. (Did you get it? Growth as a dancer? Fat? Oh my, I really crack myself up at times.)

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