This weekly series will include as many of my all-time
favorite (ATF) tunes as I can get my grubby little hands on (so to speak). Now, each one included in each edition will
have some connection with the other—albeit only as a figment of my imagination,
but they will not be numbered. For I
just cannot bring myself to rate some higher than others. So, this will not be a countdown, but if you
are enjoying them as much as I do, it won’t matter. Besides, with no countdown, this could go on
forever and ever! Oh, and despite the
fact that there is absolutely no way your musical tastes could be as exquisite
as mine, I welcome any suggestions you might dare to make. For I am, after all, quite magnanimous by
nature.
Polk Salad Annie
Tony Joe White
If some of ya'll never been down south too much
I'm gonna tell you a little bit about this
So that you'll understand
What I'm talkin' about
Down there we have a plant that grows
Out in the woods and in the fields
Looks somethin' like a turnip green
And everybody calls it
Polk salad
Polk
Salad
Used to know a girl lived down there
And she'd go out in the evenings
And pick her a mess of it
Carry it home
And cook it for supper
'Cause that’s about all they had to eat
But they did all right
Down in Louisiana
Where the alligators grow so mean
There lived a girl
That I swear to the world
Made the alligators look tame
Polk salad Annie
Polk salad Annie
Everybody said it was a shame
‘Cause her momma was a-workin'
On the chain gang
A mean vicious woman
Every day for supper time
She'd go down by the truck patch
And pick her a mess of polk salad
And carry it home in a tow sack
Polk salad Annie
The gators got your granny
Chomp
Chomp Chomp
Everybody says it was a shame
‘Cause her momma was a-workin'
On the chain gang
A wretched
Spiteful
Straight razor-totin' woman
Lord have mercy
Pick me a mess of it
Her daddy was lazy
And no count
Claimed he had a bad back
All her brothers were fit for
Was stealin' watermelons
Out of my truck patch
Polk salad Annie
The gators got your granny
Everybody said it was a shame
‘Cause her momma was a workin'
On the chain gang
Sock a little polk salad to me
You know I need me a mess of it
Got to have me
A ladle of it
Marie LaVeau
Bobby Bare
Down in Louisiana
Where the black trees grow
Lives a voodoo lady
Named Marie LeVeau
She got a black cat tooth
And a mojo bone
And anyone wouldn't
Leave her alone
She’d go
Greeeeeee
Another man done gone
She lives in a swamp
In a hollow log
With a one-eyed snake
And a three-legged dog
She got a bent bony body
And stringy hair
And if she ever seen you-all
Messin' ‘round there
She’d go
Greeeeeee
Another man done gone
And then one night
When the moon was black
Into the swamp
Come Handsome Jack
A no good man
Like you-all know
When he was lookin' around
For Marie LeVeau
He said
Marie LeVeau
You lovely witch
Gimme a little charm
That'll make me rich
Gimme a million dollars
And I tell you what I'll do
This very night
I'm gonna marry you
And it'll be
Ummmmmmm
Another man done gone
So Marie done some magic
And she shook a little sand
Made a million dollars
And she put it in his hands
Then she giggled
And she wiggled
And she said
Hey hey
I'm gettin' ready
For my weddin' day
But ol' Handsome Jack
He said goodbye Marie
You're too damn ugly
For a rich man like me
Then Marie started numblin'
Her fangs started gnashin'
Her body started tremblin'
And her eyes started flashin'
And she went
Greeeeeee
Another man done gone
So if you ever get down
Where the black trees grow
And meet a voodoo lady
Named Marie LeVeau
If she ever asks you
To make her your wife
Man you better stay with her
For the rest of your life
Or it'll be
Ooooo weee
Another man done gone