“Come Monday…” is a
weekly series that will involve a review of (or commentary about) websites,
movies, documentaries, television shows, sports, music, and whatever else may
tickle my fancy at the time. Be assured
that these reviews will be generally positive, as in accordance to the Jimmy
Buffett song “Come Monday.” This is
subject to change, however. In fact, I
would be most derelict in my duties to neglect going on a rant every once in a
while. For rants promote change, and
change can be good—right? Therefore,
since good is generally considered as being a positive force in 99.3% of the
parallel universes that I am aware of, even a rant could be considered as being
something positive, and a genuine hissy-fit would be even better (so I’m told).
There
are times when I regret being such an intrepid investigator. For I will sometimes dig up stuff that would
be better left buried, and this is certainly the case with recent events
involving [Adullamite].
Alas,
it is indeed with a heavy heart that I must publish this report. For he has proven to be respectable rogue over
the last six years or so. In fact, there
have been times when I thought that he might actually be more of a manly man
than me, but he has done went and shown too much of his true nature.
Oh yeah, I rest my case. For what self-respecting manly man would get caught just watching such a video—let alone send a link to it in an email?
I
suppose it could be argued that sending that link in an email to me was part of
a new diabolical plan, which is working.
For Arlynda and her mother have started talking about Adullamite being
such a sweet man while asking when was the last time I found a video like that
for them to enjoy.
What
happened to the days when links could be found in my inbox to innocent-looking
videos that would invariably have Linda Blair’s possessed head jumping out of
the screen? I don’t know how many times I
have had to mop up a mess under my desk on account of him, and now he is
content with sending links to videos with cute puppies! What’s next?
Kitties in kilts? Hedgehog belly
dancers?
Another
sign of the approaching apocalypse?
Methinks that it is already here, and that it too late for all of us
manly men.
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ReplyDeleteI would be very careful of opening any future emails, you can never be too careful
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by, my dear Lee!!! Expecting or dreading?
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by, my dear Ann!!! There was a time when I wouldn't, but he is just a shell of former ornery self now. Sigh.
ReplyDeleteIt's funny you have not published the many others I sent! Typical, using this to convey a false impression.
ReplyDeletethat's pretty cute. a good 'mouse trap' set up. :)
ReplyDeleteno icing in my area. we didn't even freeze this time around...yet. they're still predicting it for the next few nights.
Arlynda and her mother do not believe that I was conveying a false impression of you, my dear Adullamite. Therefore, I must get serious about besmirching your supposedly good name. Thanks for stopping by!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by, my dear TWG!!! Sorry, as one of the last manly men still left standing, I cannot acknowledge cuteness. I am glad that you-all missed out on the freezing rain, though.
ReplyDeleteDreading! Dreading! *faint*
ReplyDeleteArlynda and her mother strike me as being intelligent women with great understanding.
ReplyDeleteHow come they put up with you?
Thanks for stopping by again, my dear Lee!!! Yeah, the bandi-legged old coot can suck the life right out of you.
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by again, my dear Adullamite!!! I used to pretend that I had lots of money, and they keep hoping to find where I have had it stashed.
ReplyDeleteWise women would never fall for that one, especially from you!
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by again, my dear Adullamite!!! At this particular moment, it is obvious that I do not have any cents, nor sense. I will try to keep you posted on any changing developments.
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