Thursday, January 27, 2011

James Brown vs. Weird Al Yankovic



Living In America
James Brown
Super highways
Coast to coast
Easy to get anywhere
On the transcontinental
Overload
Just slide behind the wheel
How does it feel
When there’s no destination
That’s too far
And somewhere on the way
You might find out who you are

Livin’ in America
Eye to eye
Station to station
Livin’ In America
Hand to hand
Across the nation
Livin’ in America
Got to have a celebration

Rock my soul

All night diners
Keep you awake
On black coffee
And a hard roll
You might have to walk
The fine line
You might take
The hard line
But everybody’s workin’
Overtime

Livin’ in America
Eye to eye
Station to station
Livin’ in America
Hand to hand
Across the nation
Livin’ in America
Got to have a celebration

I
Live in America
Help me out
I
Live in America

Wait a minute
You may not be lookin’
For the promised land
But you might find it anyway
Under one of those
Old familiar names
Like
New Orleans
New Orleans
Detroit city
Detroit city
Dallas
Dallas
Pittsburgh, PA
Pittsburgh, PA
New York City
New York City
Kansas City
Kansas City
Atlanta
Atlanta
Chicago
And
L.A.

Livin’ in America
Hit me
Livin’ in America
Yeah
I walk in and out
Livin’ in America

I
Live in America
State lines
Gonna make the prime
I
Live in America
Hey
I know what it means

Livin’ in America
Hit me now
Eye to eye
Station to station
Livin’ in America
So nice
With your bad-self
Livin’ in America

I feel good





Living With A Hernia
Weird Al Yankovic
Help me out
Dig

All I do is
Grunt and groan
Hurts me to walk
Anywhere
Went to see my physician
Dr. Jones
He took my trousers off
Told me to cough
Doctors says there ain’t nothing
To discuss
He tells me any day
I might have to wear a truss

Livin’ with a hernia
All the time
Such aggravation
Livin’ with a hernia
Gonna be
My ruination
Livin’ with a hernia
Got to have an operation

Feel so old

Too much
Back pain
Good gawd
Drives me insane
Can’t run
Barely crawl
Got a bulge in my
Intestinal wall
Walk real funny
Bless my soul
Can’t play tennis
And it’s hard to bowl
You can’t even do the splits now
Say it
Better call it quits now
Now I’m sick of all this dancin’
Anyhow

Livin’ with a hernia
Hurts me bad
In a tender location
Livin’ with a hernia
Had enough
Humiliation
Livin’ with a hernia
Got to have an operation

I
Live with a hernia
Can’t get up
Can’t bend over
Now I
Live with a hernia

Wait a minute
You may not be
Familiar with the common types of hernias
That you could get
So just settle down
Let me clue you in
There’s
Incomplete
Incomplete
Epigastric
Epigastric
Bladder
Bladder
Strangulated
Strangulated
Lumbar hernia
Lumbar hernia
Richter’s hernia
Richter’s hernia
Obstructed
Obstructed
Inguinal
And
Direct

Livin’ with a hernia
Rupture
I said it’s causin’ me
Such irritation
Livin’ with a hernia
Have to have
My medication
Livin’ with a hernia
Yeah

I feel bad

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2 comments:

  1. LOL, oh that Weird Al, he gets the win just for making me laugh.

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  2. Thanks for stopping by again, my dear Ann!!! Yep, that is the way I usually roll.

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