James Brown vs. Weird Al Yankovic

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Living In America

James Brown

Super highways

Coast to coast

Easy to get anywhere

On the transcontinental

Overload

Just slide behind the wheel

How does it feel

When there’s no destination

That’s too far

And somewhere on the way

You might find out who you are

Livin’ in America

Eye to eye

Station to station

Livin’ In America

Hand to hand

Across the nation

Livin’ in America

Got to have a celebration

Rock my soul

All night diners

Keep you awake

On black coffee

And a hard roll

You might have to walk

The fine line

You might take

The hard line

But everybody’s workin’

Overtime

Livin’ in America

Eye to eye

Station to station

Livin’ in America

Hand to hand

Across the nation

Livin’ in America

Got to have a celebration

I

Live in America

Help me out

I

Live in America

Wait a minute

You may not be lookin’

For the promised land

But you might find it anyway

Under one of those

Old familiar names

Like

New Orleans

New Orleans

Detroit city

Detroit city

Dallas

Dallas

Pittsburgh, PA

Pittsburgh, PA

New York City

New York City

Kansas City

Kansas City

Atlanta

Atlanta

Chicago

And

L.A.

Livin’ in America

Hit me

Livin’ in America

Yeah

I walk in and out

Livin’ in America

I

Live in America

State lines

Gonna make the prime

I

Live in America

Hey

I know what it means

Livin’ in America

Hit me now

Eye to eye

Station to station

Livin’ in America

So nice

With your bad-self

Livin’ in America

I feel good

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Living With A Hernia

Weird Al Yankovic

Help me out

Dig

All I do is

Grunt and groan

Hurts me to walk

Anywhere

Went to see my physician

Dr. Jones

He took my trousers off

Told me to cough

Doctors says there ain’t nothing

To discuss

He tells me any day

I might have to wear a truss

Livin’ with a hernia

All the time

Such aggravation

Livin’ with a hernia

Gonna be

My ruination

Livin’ with a hernia

Got to have an operation

Feel so old

Too much

Back pain

Good gawd

Drives me insane

Can’t run

Barely crawl

Got a bulge in my

Intestinal wall

Walk real funny

Bless my soul

Can’t play tennis

And it’s hard to bowl

You can’t even do the splits now

Say it

Better call it quits now

Now I’m sick of all this dancin’

Anyhow

Livin’ with a hernia

Hurts me bad

In a tender location

Livin’ with a hernia

Had enough

Humiliation

Livin’ with a hernia

Got to have an operation

I

Live with a hernia

Can’t get up

Can’t bend over

Now I

Live with a hernia

Wait a minute

You may not be

Familiar with the common types of hernias

That you could get

So just settle down

Let me clue you in

There’s

Incomplete

Incomplete

Epigastric

Epigastric

Bladder

Bladder

Strangulated

Strangulated

Lumbar hernia

Lumbar hernia

Richter’s hernia

Richter’s hernia

Obstructed

Obstructed

Inguinal

And

Direct

Livin’ with a hernia

Rupture

I said it’s causin’ me

Such irritation

Livin’ with a hernia

Have to have

My medication

Livin’ with a hernia

Yeah

I feel bad

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