Monday, August 9, 2010

Come Monday...Have I Been Had?

“Come Monday…” is a weekly series that will involve a review of, or commentary about, websites, movies, documentaries, television shows, sports, music, and whatever else may tickle my fancy at the time. Be assured that these reviews will be generally positive, as in accordance to the Jimmy Buffett song “Come Monday.” This is subject to change, however. In fact, I would be most derelict in my duties to neglect going on a rant every once in a while. For rants promote change, and change can be good—right? Therefore, since good is generally considered as being a positive force in 99.3% of the parallel universes that I am aware of, even a rant could be considered as being something positive, and a genuine hissy-fit would be even better (so I’m told).



A little over a month ago, I received an email from a very good friend with news of printable coupons for a free bag of [Doritos] up to $5.00 in value until 12/31/2010. Needlessly to say, I was thrilled. For I get the munchies every now and then, and I love telling my wife that they are “not yo cheese” whenever she goes to indulge herself. (No, she doesn’t think that it is very funny, either, but it always cracks me up, which is what counts in my book.)

Then, my wife remembered being behind some people in a check-out line, who got into some trouble for trying to use some coupons that they had got off of the Internet, which turned out to be fakes. So, we were fairly apprehensive the first time she tried to use one a couple of days after I had printed off what is shown above, but the cashier didn’t even look up when she accepted the coupon. In fact, this happened two more times over the next three weeks.

It came to a screeching halt last week, however. For when my wife tried to use one of the coupons at one of our local [Walmart Supercenters], the cashier told her that the coupons were on their fake list, and the same thing happened when she went to use one at a [Dillons], which is where they had been accepted before.

Now, I suppose we should be thankful that my wife was not escorted by security to a holding area until the police arrived to take her into formal custody for attempted fraud and whatever else they could think of at the time, but something just doesn’t feel right about this. For how could these coupons be counted as good for almost a month before it was discovered that they were not?

Yes, I suppose it could be just a case of it taking that much time on account of the coupons having to go from the local stores to wherever they are redeemed by [Frito-Lay]. Furthermore, it may very well be that the coupons were listed as fraudulent way before, and the cashiers just didn’t catch on before last week.

On the other hand, this may be a case of Frito-Lay discovering just how many people out there have a strong hankering for some free Doritos, and their bean-counters finally getting around to figuring up just how much money they were going to lose before the end of the year. After all, if just one person used just one coupon a day from July 7 to December 31, that would be add up to be 198 bags, which would add up to be between $792.00 and $990.00 at $4.00 to $5.00 a bag.

Oh yes, my dear Virginia, there really are some who can easily eat a big bag of Doritos in a single day, and with there now being several different varieties available, there wouldn’t be any danger of them getting tired of eating those kinds of chips. Moreover, these people would be so inclined to insist that Doritos serve as a good source of fiber. Therefore, they would be eating healthy by eating so many of them—even if only in their own minds.

Quite honestly, I don’t know what to think about this situation, but I hope the “stuff” hits the proverbial fan if a bunch of people start having a lot of trouble with constipation. Well, I suppose the case would be that there wouldn’t be all that much “stuff” hitting the proverbial fan in a literal sense when it comes to constipation, but I think you know what I mean.

P.S.: While I was going to bookmark the sites that I am providing links to in this piece, I saw where [Snopes.com] had posted an article about these coupons being fraudulent last April, which just muddies the water even more for me. For I didn’t receive that email about them until July, and one would think that they would have been on every fake coupon list from here to there long before my wife first went to see if they were good if they really weren’t!

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15 comments:

  1. Wooo. That is really interesting. I would have hated the idea that i had been complicit in a fraud and I think it is insulting and embarrasing. I would feel angry indeed that the retailers hadn't picked it up. Hopefully your post can allow consumers to do their bit and to make sure that they are cartefully of emailed coupons.

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  2. Thanks for stopping by again, my dear Emm!!! With graphics software and printers being as good as they are now, I suspect that there are a lot of fake coupons out there. I had a wicked thought the other day about how easy it would probably be for someone to make and print a bunch of counterfeit postage stamps. Of course, it would have to be someone who knew a whole lot more about what they were doing than I do, and even if I did, be assured that I would never do it.

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  3. Actually, I am super pleased to say that it is not actually that easy to forge postal stamps. Out of bank notes, cheques and stamps, stamps have the highest amount of security features!

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  4. Well, that is certainly something that I did not know. For I didn't think that postage stamps had any special security features. Well, at least not the ones here in America. Thanks for stopping by again, my dear Emm!!!

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  5. I might be wrong but as far as I remember, the show I watched about it was American... not too sure. Could have been English too I guess.

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  6. If some thing seems to good to be true - it probably is. sandie

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  7. I just googled "US Postage Stamp Security Features," and I found that our stamps do have a number of things that are designed to thwart counterfeiters, such as luminescence and phosphor tagging, as well as micro-printing. Most other countries employ the same security measures. So, you were most correct, my dear Emm!!!

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  8. Thanks for stopping by again, my dear Sandie!!! Did you ever try to use any of them after I forwarded the email to you early last month?

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  9. Yay! Sorry about semi-hijacking your post FishHawk!

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  10. my sister in law had sent me the same email with those coupons. I printed them out and was going to take them to work with me to see if they would accept them but I read the coupon and figured there was no way. It said something about could not be reproduced (not sure of the wording) I figured by printing them out that was what they meant though. At least you got a few free bags out of it.

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  11. So what's in it for the fraudster that is producing the fakes if they are being sent by email for free?

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  12. FishHawk you are hillarious. and for the record, I only used one of mine and it was accepted no problems. glad they didn't take me away and tell me to say "Cheese". I'll shred the rest immediately. that's what I get for looking for a free cheeto. dang

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  13. Thanks for stopping by again, my dear Ann!!! Well, if I had your email address, I would've certainly forwarded the email on to you. Hey, with Duke coming to the rescue, there isn't a jail around that could hold you for long--right?

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  14. Thanks for stopping by again, my dear Ryan!!! That's certainly a very good question. I suppose it could be another case of someone doing something just because they could (like many computer hacking cases), but...

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  15. Thanks for stopping by again, my dear BadGal!!! This might be a good case for you to investigate further?

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