The Offspring vs. Weird Al Yankovic

Link: [The Offspring]

Link: [On YouTube]

Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)

The Offspring

Unta gottlebien

Rockin Rollin'

Give it to me baby

Uh-huh

Uh-huh

Give it to me baby

Uh-huh

Uh-huh

Give it to me baby

Uh-huh

Uh-huh

And all the girlies say

I’m pretty fly for a white guy

Uno dos tres

Cuatro

Cinco cinco seis

You know it’s kind of hard

Just to get along today

Our subject isn’t cool

But he fakes it anyway

He may not have a clue

And he may not have style

But everything he lacks

Well

He makes up in denial

So don’t debate

A player straight

You know he really

Doesn’t get it anyway

He’s gonna play the field

And keep it real

For you no way

For you no way

So if you don’t rate

Just overcompensate

At least you’ll know

You can always go on Ricki Lake

The world needs wannabes

So

Hey

Hey

Do that brand new thing

Give it to me baby

Uh-huh

Uh-huh

Give it to me baby

Uh-huh

Uh-huh

Give it to me baby

Uh-huh

Uh-huh

And all the girlies say

I’m pretty fly for a white guy

He needs some cool tunes

Not just any will suffice

But they didn’t have Ice Cube

So he bought Vanilla Ice

Now cruising in his Pinto

He sees homies as he pass

But if he looks twice

They’re gonna kick his lily a$$

So don’t debate

A player straight

You know he really

Doesn’t get it anyway

He’s gonna play the field

And keep it real

For you no way

For you no way

So if you don’t rate

Just overcompensate

At least you’ll know

You can always go on Ricki Lake

The world loves wannabes

So

Hey

Hey

Do that brand new thing

Now he’s getting’ a tattoo

Yeah he’s getting’ ink done

He asked for a 13

But they drew a 31

Friends say he’s tryin’ too hard

And he’s not quite hip

But in his own mind

He’s the

He’s the dopest trip

Give it to me baby

Uh-huh

Uh-huh

Give it to me baby

Uh-huh

Uh-huh

Give it to me baby

Uh-huh

Uh-huh

Uno dos tres

Cuatro

Cinco cinco seis

So don’t debate

A player straight

You know he really

Doesn’t get it anyway

He’s gonna play the field

And keep it real

For you no way

For you no way

So if you don’t rate

Just overcompensate

At least you’ll know

You can always go on Ricki Lake

The world needs wannabes

So

The world loves wannabes

So

Let’s get some more wannabes

And

Hey

Hey

Do that brand new thing

Link: [Weird Al Yankovic]

Link: [On YouTube]

Pretty Fly For A Rabbi

Weird Al Yankovic

Veren zol fun

Dear a Blitzen

How ya doin’ Bernie

Oy vey

Oy vey

How ya doin’ Bernie

Oy vey

Oy vey

How ya doin’ Bernie

Oy vey

Oy vey

And all the goyim say

I’m pretty fly for a rabbi

Meccha leccha hi

Meccha hiney hiney ho

Our temple’s had a fair share

Of rabbis in the past

But most of ‘em were nudniks

And none of ‘em would last

But our new guy’s real kosher

I think he’ll do the trick

I tell ya he’s to die for

He really know his shtick

So how’s ‘bout you

Have you seen this Jew

Reads the Torah

Does his own accounting too

Workin’ like a dog

At the synagogue

He’s there all day

He’s there all day

Just say vay iz mir

And he’ll kick into gear

He’ll bring you lots of cheer

And maybe bagels with some shmeer

Just grab your yarmulke and

Hey hey

Do that Hebrew thing

How ya doin’ Bernie

Oy vey

Oy vey

How ya doin’ Bernie

Oy vey

Oy vey

How ya doin’ Bernie

Oy vey vey

And all the goyim say

I’m pretty fly for a rabbi

He shops at discount stores

Not just any will suffice

He has to find a bargain

‘Cause he won’t pay retail price

He never acts meshuga

And he’s hardly a schlemiel

But if you wanna haggle

Oy he’ll make you such a deal

People used to scoff

Now they say mazal tov

He’s such macher

‘Cause he worked this tookis off

Yeah he keeps his cool

And teaches Sheol

What’s not to like

What’s not to like

On high holy days

You know he prays and prays

And he never eats pastrami

On white bread with mayonnaise

Put on your yarmulke and

Hey hey

Do that Hebrew thing

When he’s doin’ a Bar Mitzvah

Now that you shouldn’t miss

He’ll always schlep on down

For a wedding or a bris

They say he’s got a lot of chutzpah

He’s really quite hip

They parents pay moy

And he gets to keep the tip

How ya doin’ Bernie

Oy vey

Oy vey

How ya doin’ Bernie

Oy vey

Oy vey

How ya doin’ Bernie

Oy vey

Oy vey

Meccha leccha hi

Meccha meccha cholly ho

He’s doin’ well

I gotta kvell

The lentas love him

Even shicksas think he’s swell

Show up at his home

He says shalom

And have some cake

You want some cake

Yeah he calls the shots

We really love him lots

Oh gevalt

I’m so ferklempt that I could plotz

So grab your yarmaulke

The one you got Chanukah

Let’s put on your yarmulke and

Hey hey

Do that Hebrew thing

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