Chamillionaire vs. Weird Al Yankovic

Link: [Chamillionaire]

***WARNING***
Some may find the lyrics of this song, and the imagery of this video, quite disturbing.


Link: [On YouTube]

Ridin’
Chamillionaire (Featuring Krayzie Bone)
They see me rollin’
They hatin’
Patrollin’
They tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty
Tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty
Tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty
Tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty
Tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty
My music so loud
I’m swangin’
They hopin’
That they gonna catch me ridin’ dirty
Tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty
Tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty
Tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty
Tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty

Police think they can see me lean
I’m tint so it ain’t easy to be seen
For me to see me ride by
They can see the glean
And my shine on the deck
And the TV screen
Ride with a new chick
She like
Hold up
Next to the Playstation controller
Is a full clip and my pistola
Turn a jacker into a coma
Girl you ain’t know
I’m crazy like Krayzie Bone
Just tryin’ a bone
Ain’t tryin’ to have no babies
Ride clean as Hell so I pull in ladies
Law’s on patrol
You know they hate me
Music turned all the way up and to the maximum
I can speak for some niggas tryin’ to jack for some
But we packin’ somethin’ that we have
And
Um
Will have a nigga locked up in the maximum
Security cell
I’m grippin’ oak
Music loud and I’m trippin’ slow
Twins steady twistin’ like hit this dough
Pull up from behind and I’m sittin’ low
Windows down
Gotta stop pollution
CD’s change
Niggas like
Who is that producin’
This the Play-N-Skillz when we out and cruisin’
Got warrants in every city except Houston
But I still ain’t losin’

They see me rollin’
They hatin’
Patrollin’
They tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty
Tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty
Tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty
Tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty
Tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty
My music so loud
I’m swangin’
They hopin’
That they gonna catch me ridin’ dirty
Tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty
Tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty
Tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty
Tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty

I been drinkin’ and smokin’
Holdin’ $%it
‘Cause a brother can’t focus
I gotta get to home ‘fore the po-po’s score
The big ol’ excursion
Swervin’
All up in the curve man
Nigga been sippin’ on that Hennessey
And the gin again
Is in again
We in the wind
Doin’ a hundred while I puff on the blunt
We roll another one up
We livin’ like we ain’t givin a #&ck
I got a revolver in my right hand
Right hand
40 ounce on my lap
Freezin’ my balls
Rolla a nigga tree
Green leaves and all
Comin’ pretty deep
Me and my dojo
I gotta hit to backstreets
Wanted by the six pound
And I got heat
Glock glock
Shots to the block
We creep creep
Pop pop
Hope cops don’t see me
On a low key
With no regard for the law
We dodge ‘em like %#ch ‘em all
But I won’t get caught up
And brought up
On charges for none of y’all
Keep a gun in car
And a blunt to spark
But
Well
If you want
Nigga poppin’ you dark
Ready or not
We bust shots off in the air
Krayzie Bone and Chamillionaire

They see me rollin’
They hatin’
Patrollin’
They tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty
Tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty
Tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty
Tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty
Tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty
My music so loud
I’m swangin’
They hopin’
That they gonna catch me ridin’ dirty
Tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty
Tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty
Tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty
Tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty

Do what you thinkin’ so
I tried to let you go
Turn on my blinker light
And then I swang it slow
A nigga upset for sure
‘Cause they think they know
That they catchin’ me with plenty of the drinkin’ dro
So they get behind me
Tryin’ to check my tags
Look at my rearview and they smilin’
Thinkin’ they’ll catch me on the wrong
Keep tryin’
‘Cause they denyin’ it’s racial profilin’
Houston, TX
You can check my tags
Pull me over
Try to check my slab
Glove compartment
Gotta get my cash
‘Cause the crooked cops’ll try to come up fast
And bein’ the baller that I am
I talk to them
Givin’ a damn ‘bout ‘em not feelin’ my attitude
When they realize I ain’t even ridin’ dirty
Bet you’ll be leavin’ with an even madder mood
I’ma laugh at you
And then I have to cruise
You’re a number two
Want some more DJ Screw
You can’t arrest me
Plus you can’t sue
This a message to the law
Tell ‘em we hate you
I can’t be touched and tell ‘em that they shoulda know
Tippin’ down
I’m sittin’ crooked on my chrome
Bookin’ my phone
Findin’ a chick that I wanna bone
Like they couldn’t stop me
I’m about to pull up at your home
And it’s on

They see me rollin’
They hatin’
Patrollin’
They tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty
Tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty
Tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty
Tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty
Tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty
My music so loud
I’m swangin’
They hopin’
That they gonna catch me ridin’ dirty
Tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty
Tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty
Tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty
Tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty

They see me rollin’
They hatin’
Patrollin’
They tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty
Tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty
Tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty
Tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty
Tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty
My music so loud
I’m swangin’
They hopin’
That they gonna catch me ridin’ dirty
Tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty
Tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty
Tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty
Tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty



Link: [Weird Al Yankovic]


Link: [On YouTube]

White & Nerdy
Weird Al Yankovic
The see me mowin’
My front lawn
I know they’re all thinkin’
I’m so white ‘n’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white ‘n’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white ‘n’ nerdy
Nerday
Can’t you see I’m white ‘n’ nerdy
Look at me I’m white ‘n’ nerdy
I wanna roll with
The gangsters
But so far they all think
I’m too white ‘n’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white ‘n’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white ‘n’ nerdy
I’m just too white ‘n’ nerdy
We really white ‘n’ nerdy

First in my class here at M.I.T.
Got skills
I’m a champion of D & D
MC Escher that’s
My favorite MC
Keep your 40
I’ll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin to the contrary
You’ll find they’re quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking’s in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
I got people beggin’ for my top 8 spaces
Ain’t got no grills but I still wear braces
I order al of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I’m a whiz at minesweeper
I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves
You’re gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin’ so fast
I’ll set the place ablaze
There’s no killer app I haven’t run
At Pascal well I’m number 1
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain’t got a gat
But I gotta solderin’ gun
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I’m fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon
The part I sing on

They see me roll on my Segway
I know in my heart they think I’m white ‘n’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white ‘n’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white ‘n’ nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white ‘n’ nerdy
Look at me I’m white ‘n’ nerdy
I’d like to roll with
The gangsters
Although it’s apparent I’m too white ‘n’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white ‘n’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white ‘n’ nerdy
I’m just too white ‘n’ nerdy
How’d I get so white ‘n’ nerdy

I’ve been browsin’
Inspectin’
X-men comics you know I collect ‘em
The pens in my pocket
I must protect ‘em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shoppin’ online for deal on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized the Holy Grail
Really well
I can recite it right now
Have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doin’ websites
When my friends need some code
Who do they call
I do HTML
Do for them all
Even made a homepage for my dog
Got myself a fanny pack
They were havin’ a sale down at the GAP
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
POP POP
Hope no one sees me get freaky
I’m nerdy in the extreme
And whiter than sour cream
I was in AV club
And glee club
And even the chess team
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk
Or do I like Piccard
I spend every weekend
At the Renaissance Faire
I got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin’
They laughin’
And rollin’ their eyes ‘cause
I’m so white ‘n’ nerdy
Just because I’m white ‘n’ nerdy
Just because I’m white ‘n’ nerdy
All because I’m white ‘n’ nerdy
Holy cow I’m white ‘n’ nerdy
I wanna bowl with
The gangsters
But
Oh well
It’s obvious I’m white ‘n’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white ‘n’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white ‘n’ nerdy
I’m just too white ‘n’ nerdy
Look at me I’m white ‘n’ nerdy

Lyrics From: [Sing365]

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