Cherry Poppin' Daddies vs. Weird Al Yankovic

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Zoot Suit Riot

Cherry Poppin’ Daddies

Who’s that whisperin’ in the trees

It’s two sailors and they’re on leave

Pipes and chains and swingin’ hands

Who’s your daddy

Yes I am

Fat cat came to play

Now he can’t run fast enough

You’d best stay away

When the pushers come to shove

Zoot suit riot

Riot

Throw back a bottle of beer

Zoot suit riot

Riot

Pull a comb through your coal black hair

Zoot suit riot

Riot

Throw back a bottle of beer

Zoot suit riot

Riot

Pull a comb through your coal black hair

Blow daddy

A whipped up jitterbuggin’ brown-eyed man

A stray cat frontin’ up an eight-piece band

Cut me Sammy and you’ll understand

In my veins hot music ran

You got me in a sway

Yeah and I want to swing you down

Now you sailors know

Where your women come for love

Zoot suit riot

Riot

Throw back a bottle of beer

Zoot suit riot

Riot

Pull a comb through your coal black hair

You’re in a zoot suit riot

You’re in a zoot suit riot

You’re in a zoot suit riot

Oh you got me in a sway

Yeah and I want to swing you down

Now you sailors know

Where your women come for love

Zoot suit riot

Riot

Throw back a bottle of beer

Zoot suit riot

Riot

Pull a comb through your coal black hair

Zoot suit riot

Riot

Throw back a bottle of beer

Zoot suit riot

Riot

Pull a comb through your coal black hair

You’re in a zoot suit riot

You’re in a zoot suit riot

You’re in a zoot suit riot

Link: [Weird Al Yankovic]

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Grapefruit Diet

Weird Al Yankovic

Who’s that waddlin’ down the street

It’s just me ‘cause I love to eat

Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham

Who’s real flabby

Yes I am

Every picture of me’s

Gotta be an aerial view

Now may doctor tells me

There’s just one thing left to do

Grapefruit diet

Diet

Throw out the pizza and beer

Grapefruit diet

Diet

Oh get those jelly donuts out of here

Grapefruit diet

Diet

Might seem a little severe

Grapefruit diet

Diet

I’m getting’ tired of my big fat rear

Blow fatty

Well I used to live on chocolate sauce

Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss

Walked down an alley and I got stuck

I got more rolls than a pastry truck

When I’m all done eating

I eat a little more

When I leave a room

First I gotta grease the door

Grapefruit diet

Diet

Can’t have another éclair

Grapefruit diet

Diet

I gotta decrease my derriere

I’m on a grapefruit diet

I’m on a grapefruit diet

I’m on a grapefruit diet

No more pie now

No more crème brulee

Lay off the gravy

And soufflé

No French fri-yi-yies now

No ice cream parfait

Mr. Cheese Nacho

Stay away

Oh I think I’d sell my soul

For a triple patty melt

But I need a boomerang

When I put on my belt

Grapefruit diet

Diet

Lay off the 3 Musketeers

Grapefruit diet

Diet

Until my big booty disappears

Grapefruit diet

Diet

Eat ‘em ‘till they’re comin’ out your ears

Grapefruit diet

Diet

‘Cause I haven’t seen my feet in years

I’m on a grapefruit diet

I’m on a grapefruit diet

I’m on a grapefruit diet

I think I’m about ready for a quarter-pounder with extra cheese

I need a side order of onion rings

And oh yeah

Don’t forget to super-size that

Yeah

Lyrics From: [Sing365.com]

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