“Come Monday…” is a
weekly series that will involve a review of (or commentary about) websites,
movies, documentaries, television shows, sports, music, and whatever else may
tickle my fancy at the time. Be assured
that these reviews will be generally positive, as in accordance to the Jimmy
Buffett song “Come Monday.” This is
subject to change, however. In fact, I
would be most derelict in my duties to neglect going on a rant every once in a
while. For rants promote change, and
change can be good—right? Therefore,
since good is generally considered as being a positive force in 99.3% of the
parallel universes that I am aware of, even a rant could be considered as being
something positive, and a genuine hissy-fit would be even better (so I’m told).
Well,
we have finally been allowed and enabled to hook up a computer to our Emerson
31” digital television in the living room.
Aside from giving us a lot more viewing options, having a computer
hooked up to our TV provides my very sick wife with things to actually do,
which may help slow down the rotting of her brain.
No,
that was not meant as a joke. For
Arlynda suffers from [non-alcoholic cirrhosis of the liver], and one of the
main symptoms of the disease is slipping in and out of what appears to be a
drunken stupor. Since the main cause of
these drunken stupors is an excessive buildup of ammonia in the bloodstream, I
may be way off with thinking that providing her with things to help stimulate
brain activity, such as surfing the web and blogging, will help to keep her in
her right-mind as much as possible, but even if it does not work, I do not
believe we have wasted the $400(+) in change we had in our piggy banks.
You
see, we wanted another desktop tower like the [Inspiron 660] we have in what we
call our office. What we received was a
mongrel, which is neither a tower, nor one that is designed to lie flat.
Yeah,
I should have done more due-diligence.
For I trusted that the way Dell presented the 3647 to be in images was
the way it is. Whereas, if I had of actually
read some reviews, I would have discovered that it is really a CPU that is made
to look like a tower, which is something that every computer manufacturer I
know of tried to do in order to sell their flat units when towers became so
popular over 10 years ago.
Just
in case I have you very confused, the second image, which is the one directly
above, is the way the 3647 should lie while the first image, which is at the
first of this article, is the way it is presented to go. In all fairness, you might not think that
having to hold a CD or DVD in place until the optical drive slide goes back in
is much of a problem, but I am not that coordinated—especially with the button
to open and close the drive being placed on the backside of the drive slide (in
the tower position).
If
you look real close at the second image, you may be able to just make out where the optical
drive slide button is located around an inch to the left of the Dell logo. It is the narrow rectangle immediately to the
right of the panel cover to where the jacks for a microphone and headphones,
two USB ports and some memory card reader slots are.
The longer rectangle directly above is the optical drive, and if one can
imagine what they may not be able to clearly see in either image, one would
have to hold a CD or DVD in place until the slide goes in (and be ready to catch
the CD or DVD when it is time to eject them) if the 3647 is positioned like a
tower. Oh, and to add insult to injury,
the cooling fan vent is on top of the unit when it is in the proper flat
position, which makes it easy for dust-bunnies to make big nests inside.
Alas,
I realize that I must be in the minority.
For far too many companies would not think that misrepresenting their
products in order to make sales is an acceptable way of doing business if more
people would not let them get away with it.
In
our case, we will just have to grin and bear it. For I do not expect this little hissy-fit to
accomplish much, and having to repack and ship it back would be more trouble
than we are able to handle in our sickly conditions.
Making
me feel even worse is that I trusted the sales lady on the other end of the
phone line. For I honestly believed that
we were getting a really good deal on buying a tower like our other one for several
hundred dollars less.
Okay,
I have a confession to make, which will probably make me sound like a genuine
jerk (or worse). For it took three calls
to Dell before reaching someone without an Indian (dot, not feather) or
Filipino accent to talk to. Please, be
assured that this has nothing to do with any overt prejudice against Indians
(dot, not feather) and Filipinos—other than I have learned that the ones
who work at call centers in those countries are generally only interested in
making a sale and have very poor knowledge of what they are supposed to be
selling.
A
prime example of that happened around a year ago when a fine young Filipino man told me that the cheapest monitor was the one graphic artists use. I am sorry, I do not remember the model
numbers, but at the time, I knew enough about the products to know that he did
not know didley from squat. Thankfully,
it was soon pointed out to me that there was no need for us to replace our
monitor, with the only thing being wrong with it was the power cord coming loose.
An
earlier example of why I would rather not deal with a foreign call center
occurred when another fine young Filipino man assured me that our new computer
would come with MS Word installed (after I specifically asked him about it) when we went to buy another Dell in 2010 (I
think). This was the computer that was
fried by a lightning strike a couple of years ago. Oh, and it came with [Microsoft Works]
installed—not MS Word.
In
regards to hooking the computer up to our TV, a 25' high-speed HDMI cable was run (hidden around the edge of the room) between them, which made our TV into the monitor when it is turned to the HDMI
channel (so to speak). We went with the
[Logitech wireless desktop MK320 combo] as the keyboard and mouse, which are
working beautifully. A [TP-Link TL-WR841N wireless home router] is also working beautifully by providing a strong internet
signal through two walls.
Now,
it has been a somewhat different story when it comes to our TV. For we have discovered that the reason why
some writing runs off of the screen on certain shows is on account of around an
inch of our screen running under a thin piece of the set’s casing. Subsequently, when a website has text going
all of the way to the edge of a page, some of the text runs under that piece along
the edges of our TV screen, but what has been the most irritating is that the
button to close a browser at the top right is also hidden by that little piece
of casing. Furthermore, the settings
button is hidden for the Google Chrome browser, and efforts to blindly hunt and
click often prove to be fruitless.
Oh,
but the issue with the actual size of our television screen is nothing in
comparison to how much trouble we were having with trying to read what looked
like microscopic text from across our living room. Did you know that the display size can be
made much bigger with Windows 7? If you
did not, go to your control panel and look for DISPLAY. After clicking on it, you will see where you
can increase the display size up to 150%, which has made reading text from
across our living room much easier to accomplish.
You
can also increase your browser page display size.
That is, unless you cannot find where the settings button is hidden
under a piece of casing around your television screen, of course.
By
the way, my [dream] of getting rid of Mediacom has been put on hold. For I found out that we are actually receiving
a great deal on the cost of our internet service in comparison to what AT&T’s
DSL would cost, and when everything is added up, we would not be saving
anything—even if we could find a way for us to go with DirecTV and AT&T
phone service.
I
am quite sure that Arlynda will have a lot more to say about how much fun we
have been having lately after she watches every YouTube kitty and puppy video
she can find. I hope this will be accomplished by the
end of the week, but there are an awful lot of YouTube kitty and puppy videos—not
to mention stupid human tricks. Sigh.
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