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Saturday, March 27, 2010

Madonna vs. Weird Al Yankovic

Link: [Madonna]


Link: [On YouTube]

Like A Virgin
Madonna
I made it through the wilderness
Somehow I made it through
Didn’t know how lost I was
Until I found you

I was beat
Incomplete
I’d been had
I was sad and blue
But you made me feel
Yeah you made me feel
Shiny and new

Like a virgin
Hey
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
When your heart beats
Next to mine

Gonna give you all my love boy
My fear is fading fast
Been saving it all for you
‘Cause only love can last

You’re so fine
And you’re mine
Make me strong
Yeah you make me bold
Oh your love thawed out
Yeah your love thawed out
What was scared and cold

Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
When your heart beats
Next to mine

Whoa
Whoa
Whoa

You’re so fine
And you’re mine
I’ll be yours
‘Til the end of time
‘Cause you made me feel
Yeah you made me feel
I’ve nothing to hide

Like a virgin
Hey
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
When your heart beats
Next to mine

Like a virgin
Ooh ooh
Like a virgin
Feels so good inside
When you hold me
And your heart beats
And you love me

Oh oh whoa oh
Oh oh oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh

Ooh baby

Yeah

Can’t you hear my heart beat

For the very first time




Link: [Weird Al Yankovic]



Like A Surgeon
Weird Al Yankovic

I finally made it through med school
Somehow I made it through
I’m just an intern
I still make
A mistake or two

I was last
In my class
Barely passed
At the institute
Now I’m trying to avoid
Yeah I’m trying to avoid
A malpractice suit

Hey
Like a surgeon
Cuttin’ for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Organ transplants
Are my line

Better give me all your gauze nurse
This patient’s fading fast
Complications have set in
Don’t know how long he’ll last

Let me see
That I.V.
Here we go
Time to operate
I’ll pull his insides out
Pull his insides out
And see what he ate

Like a surgeon
Hey
Cuttin’ for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Here’s a waiver
For you to sign

Woe
Woe
Woe

It’s a fact
I’m a quack
The disgrace
Of the A.M.A.
‘Cause my patients die
Yeah my patients die
Before they can pay

Like a surgeon
Hey
Cuttin’ for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Got your kidneys
On my mind

Like a surgeon
Ooh ooh
Like a surgeon
When I reach inside
With my scalpel
And my forceps
And retractors
Oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh

Oooh baby

Yeah

I can hear your heart beat

For the very last time

Lyrics From: [Sing365]

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