Saturday, August 14, 2010

Hide... Repost

 The following is another chapter from [Bittersweet Refinements].  Since each part is connected to the rest, it would do you well to keep reading (and listening for our Heavenly Father's explanations, of course).

Hide...

Truly you are a God who hides himself, O God and Savior of Israel. [Isaiah 45:15 NIV]

It is also in accordance to religious traditions that our Heavenly Father had to remove Himself from this world after sin entered into it.  The premise for this is that He is too holy and righteous to be in the presence of sin.

Yes, that naturally makes a whole lot of sense.  For who from amongst us does not really mind being around someone who almost always does what is absolutely disgusting to them if they do not have to for some reason or another?

There is even Scripture that appears support this[1].  For it is written: The Lord is far from the wicked but he hears the prayer of the righteous.  [Proverbs 15:29 NIV]

Along with: Surely the arm of the LORD is not too short to save, nor his ear too dull to hear.  But your iniquities have separated you from your God; your sins have hidden his face from you, so that he will not hear. [Isaiah 59:1-2 NIV]

As well as: Therefore, remember that formerly you who are Gentiles by birth and called "uncircumcised" by those who call themselves "the circumcision" (that done in the body by the hands of men)—remember that at that time you were separate from Christ, excluded from citizenship in Israel and foreigners to the covenants of the promise, without hope and without God in the world.  But now in Christ Jesus you who once were far away have been brought near through the blood of Christ. [Ephesians 2:11-13 NIV]

On the other hand, in order for it to be true that our Heavenly Father had to remove Himself from this world after sin entering into it, then it could not be true that He is always-present.  So, could it not be that He has been merely partially hiding Himself from our sight[2]?  For it is written: Where can I go from your Spirit?  Where can I flee from your presence?  If I go up to the heavens, you are there; if I make my bed in the depths, you are there.  If I rise on the wings of the dawn, if I settle on the far side of the sea, even there your hand will guide me, your right hand will hold me fast.  If I say, “Surely the darkness will hide me and the light become night around me,” even the darkness will not be dark to you; the night will shine like the day, for darkness is as light to you. [Psalms 139:7-12 NIV]

Besides, if it was possible for Satan to enter into our Heavenly Father’s very presence, even while He sat upon His throne in His Kingdom of Heaven, how could it be impossible for Him to be in the presence of sin?  For who could be more of an abomination in His sight than the devil himself[3]?

If you are not familiar with the account, check this out: One day the angels came to present themselves before the Lord, and Satan also came with them.  The Lord said to Satan, “Where have you come from?”  Satan answered the Lord, “From roaming through the earth and going back and forth in it.”  Then the Lord said to Satan, “Have you considered my servant Job?  There is no one on earth like him; he is blameless and upright, a man who fears God and shuns evil.”  “Does Job fear God for nothing?” Satan replied.  “Have you not put a hedge around him and his household and everything he has?  You have blessed the work of his hands, so that his flocks and herds are spread throughout the land.  But stretch out your hand and strike everything he has, and he will surely curse you to your face.”  The Lord said to Satan, “Very well, then, everything he has is in your hands, but on the man himself do not lay a finger.”  Then Satan went out from the presence of the Lord.  [Job 1:6-12 NIV]

As if that was not enough[4], it happened again: On another day the angels came to present themselves before the Lord, and Satan also came with them to present himself before him.  And the Lord said to Satan, “Where have you come from?”  Satan answered the Lord, “From roaming through the earth and going back and forth in it.”  Then the Lord said to Satan, “Have you considered my servant Job?  There is no one on earth like him; he is blameless and upright, a man who fears God and shuns evil.  And he still maintains his integrity, though you incited me against him to ruin him without any reason.”  “Skin for skin!” Satan replied.  “A man will give all he has for his own life.  But stretch out your hand and strike his flesh and bones, and he will surely curse you to your face.”  The Lord said to Satan, “Very well, then, he is in your hands; but you must spare his life.”  So Satan went out from the presence of the Lord and afflicted Job with painful sores from the soles of his feet to the top of his head.  [Job 2:1-7 NIV]

Yes, it is argued that the Old Testament Book of Job is actually nothing more than a parable instead of a true account of something that really happened[5], but what about when Satan tempted Christ Jesus in the wilderness?  For it is written: Then Jesus was led by the Spirit into the desert to be tempted by the devil.  After fasting forty days and forty nights, he was hungry.  The tempter came to him and said, “If you are the Son of God, tell these stones to become bread.”  Jesus answered, “It is written: ‘Man does not live on bread alone, but on every word that comes from the mouth of God.’”  Then the devil took him to the holy city and had him stand on the highest point of the temple.  “If you are the Son of God,” he said, “throw yourself down. For it is written: “‘He will command his angels concerning you, and they will lift you up in their hands, so that you will not strike your foot against a stone.’”  Jesus answered him, “It is also written: ‘Do not put the Lord your God to the test.’”  Again, the devil took him to a very high mountain and showed him all the kingdoms of the world and their splendor.  “All this I will give you,” he said, “if you will bow down and worship me.”  Jesus said to him, “Away from me, Satan! For it is written: ‘Worship the Lord your God, and serve him only.’”  Then the devil left him, and angels came and attended him. [Matthew 4:1-11 NIV]

Of course, it could always be argued that when Satan tempted Him, Christ Jesus was merely a man—not so unlike we naturally are, but who in their right-mind would want to believe that this is indeed true[6]?  For it is written: “If you love me, you will obey what I command.  And I will ask the Father, and he will give you another Counselor to be with you forever—the Spirit of truth. The world cannot accept him, because it neither sees him nor knows him. But you know him, for he lives with you and will be in you.  I will not leave you as orphans; I will come to you.  Before long, the world will not see me anymore, but you will see me. Because I live, you also will live.  On that day you will realize that I am in my Father, and you are in me, and I am in you.” [John 14:15-20 NIV]

{1}2 Timothy 3:16-17; {2}Romans 1:18-20; {3}Ezekiel 28:11-19; {4}Romans 15:4; {5}2 Peter 1:20-2:3; {6}Matthew 8:23-27.
 
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Friday, August 13, 2010

Sites To See

The SOLE purpose of this weekly series is to call attention to sites that I think many would find most interesting—in one way or another. Just to be clear, inclusion in this series is not necessarily meant as a recommendation, and I have included sites that are rather disturbing to me. The link below each image is to the site itself, and each image is linked to the particular post from which it was taken when applicable. Please, go see for yourself.













































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Thursday, August 12, 2010

Barenaked Ladies vs. Weird Al Yankovic



One Week
Barenaked Ladies
It’s been
One week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to the side
And said I’m angry
Five days since you laughed at me sayin’
Get that together
Come back and see me
Three days since the livin’ room
I realized it’s all my fault
But couldn’t tell you
Yesterday
You’d forgiven me
But it’ll still be two days
‘Til I say I’m sorry

Hold it now
And watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop
Think
You’ll think you’re lookin’ at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish
Although I like the Chalet Swiss
I like the sushi
‘Cause it’s never touched a fryin’ pan
Hot like wasabi
When I bust rhymes
Big like LeAnn Rimes
Because I’m all about value
Bert Kaempfert’s got the mad hits
You try to match wits
You try to hold me
But I bust through
Gonna make a break
And take a fake
I’d like a stinkin’ achin’ shake
I like vanilla
It’s the finest of the flavors
Gotta see the show
‘Cause then you’ll know
The vertigo
Is gonna grow
‘Cause it’s so dangerous
You’ll have to sign a waiver

How can I help it if I think
You’re funny when you’re mad
Tryin’ hard not to smile
Though I feel bad
I’m the kind of guy
Who laughs at a funeral
Can’t understand what I mean
Well you soon will
I have a tendency
To wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history
Of takin’ off my shirt

It’s been
One week since you looked at me
Threw your arms in the air
And said you’re crazy
Five days since you tackled me
I’ve still got the rug burns
On both my knees
I’ve been
Three days since the afternoon
You realized it’s not my fault
Not a moment too soon
Yesterday
You’d forgiven me
And now I sit back and wait
‘Til you say you’re sorry

Chickity China
The Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick
And your brain stop tickin’
Watchin’ X-Files
With no lights on
We’re dans la maison
I hope the Smokin’ Man’s in this one
Like Harrison Ford
I’m getting’ frantic
Like Sting
I’m tantric
Like Snickers
Guaranteed to satisfy
Like Kurasawa
I make mad films
Okay
I don’t make films
But if I did
They’d have a Samurai
Gonna get a set
Of better clubs
Gonna find the kind
With tiny nubs
Just so my irons
Aren’t always flyin’ off the backswing
Gotta get in tune
With Sailor Moon
‘Cause the cartoon has got
The boom anime babes
That make me think
The wrong thing

How can I help it if I think
You’re funny when you’re mad
Tryin’ hard not to smile
Though I feel bad
I’m the kind of guy
Who laughs at a funeral
Can’t understand what I mean
Well you soon will
I have a tendency
To wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history
Of takin’ off my shirt

It’s been
One week since you looked at me
Dropped your arms to your sides
And said I’m sorry
Five days since I laughed at you and said
You just did just what I thought
You were gonna do
Three days since the livin’ room
We realized we’re both to blame
But what could you do
Yesterday
You just smiled at me
‘Cause it’ll still be two days
‘Til we say we’re sorry

It’ll still be two days
‘Til we say we’re sorry

It’ll still be two days
‘Til we say we’re sorry

Birchmount Stadium
Home of the Robbie





Jerry Springer
Weird Al Yankovic
It’s been
One week since we got to see
Cheatin’ lovers
And cousins that marry
Five days since they had the show
With the hermaphrodite
The slut
And the crack ho
Three days since we heard the tale
About the guy who learned
His woman was a she-male
Yesterday
It occurred to me
That I’ve been watchin’
A bit too much Jerry Springer

Holy cow
Did you see it last week
Well they had this one freak
Who sucker-punched
His whole family
Do you recall when the brawl
Became a total free-for-all
And Jerry’s in the middle
Tryin’ to be the referee
Hey see the stripper with the implants
She likes to lap dance
And date the boyfriend of her mother
Now here comes Jerry’s next guest
And it’s a slugfest
‘Cause it’s her trailer-trash brother
Nymphomaniac is back on crack
It’s like when animals attack
They all exhibit
Reprehensible behavior
Hit ‘em in the nose
Tear off their clothes
Step on their toes
That’s how it goes
They get so violent
They have to sign a waiver

They’re always swearin’
Cursin’
Kickin’ butt
And pointin’ blame
On the air
They don’t care
They’ve got no shame
There was one guy
Who I’m sure felt a little strange
When he found out that his wife
Had a sex change
They have a tendency
To scream and yell constantly
They have a history
Of rippin’ off their shirts

It’s been
One week since they had the fight
With the Siamese twins
And the transvestite
Five days since that awful brawl
They still haven’t got
The blood off of the wall
It’s been
Three days since the bitter feud
Between the KKK
And that gay Jewish black dude
Yesterday
Finally dawned on me
I’m spendin’ way too much
On that Jerry Springer

Baby I’ve been sleepin’ with your sister
Oh well which one
All of them
Oh well I’ve been sleepin’ with your best friend Jake
Yah well me too
Oh
And I’ve been sleepin’ with your dog Woofie
Woofie You bitch
Well I’m sleepin’ with your pet goat
That goat doesn’t love you

Once you start watchin’
There’s just no stoppin’
Your brain shuts down
Then your IQ’s droppin’
Jerry’s the king of confrontation
He’s a sensation
He puts the sin in syndication
It’s totally worthless
Like a bad check
It’s like a train wreck
Don’t wanna stare
But you can’t look away
Like Sally Jesse
He does talk shows
But with more weirdoes
The ratings jumpin’ higher everyday
If you’ve seen the show
Well then you know
It’s just as low as you can go
The guests are tacky
And they’re lackin’ in their hygiene
And pretty soon
Some ugly goon
Comes in the room
And then it’s boom
In the face of some
Unsuspectin’ drag queen

Well it’s
The kind of show where people scream obscenities
Yankin’ hair
Throwin’ chairs at their hubbies
Jerry Jerry
Now the crowd starts their favorite chant
Should I turn off my TV
I just can’t
I have a tendency
To watch it religiously
I have a history
Of tapin’ each one

It’s been
One weeks since the show about
Psycho killers with problems
That should work out
Five days since the big surprise
When some loser’s wife
Said she’s still datin’ twenty guys
Three days since he interviewed
A bunch of psychic porn stars midgets
Who were all nude
Yesterday
It occurred to me
That I’ve been watchin’
A bit too much Jerry Springer

Tired of wastin’ my time
On that Jerry Springer

I’ve got way too much class
To watch that Jerry Springer

Come over here
And pull on my finger

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Wednesday, August 11, 2010

WhiteHeart Wednesday

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Speak Softly
WhiteHeart
Speak softly
Slowly
So gently
To my fragile heart
Come hold me
Tenderly
I feel like my world has come apart

Never thought that I would say this
But I just can’t be the strong man anymore
So hard to remember
A colder December
Now I’m knocking at Your door

Speak softly
Slowly
So gently
To my fragile heart
Come hold me
Tenderly
I feel like my world has come apart

The icy rain keeps beating down upon me
Sometimes I want to hide or run away
Instead I’ve come to You
‘Cause I knew You’d want me to
Still it’s hard for me to say

Speak softly
Slowly
So gently
To my fragile heart
Come hold me
Tenderly
I feel like my world has come apart
Oh won’t You speak

Feel like I’m breaking apart

Speak softly
Slowly
So gently
To my fragile heart
Oh won’t You call me
Tenderly
I feel like my world has come apart
Speak so softly
Oh won’t You speak gently now

Can You understand
I’m a broken man
Can You understand I got to
Find a way to begin again

Baby won’t you call to me
Baby won’t you call to me
Baby won’t you say to me
That you love me now
Just say it
Softly
I got a fragile heart
Oh I got a broken heart

And I don’t even know how to go on now
I don’t even know how to dream a dream now


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Tuesday, August 10, 2010

TWO FOR TUESDAY


Not every song that will be featured here will be what is generally considered as being “Christian” in the eyes of this world. For some will be anguished cries from the pit of despair, and others will be quite obviously ferverent rants of rebellion. Nonetheless, be assured that they will all be of our Heavenly Father (in one way or another) and I hope that you have been given ears to hear the message.


Blue On Black
The Kenny Wayne Shepherd Band
Night
Falls
And I’m alone
Oh
Skin
Chilled me to the bone
You
Turned and
You ran
Oh yeah
Oh slipped
Right from my hand

Hey
Blue on black
Tears on a river
Push on a shove
It don’t mean much
Joker on jack
Match on a fire
Cold on ice
A dead man’s touch
Whisper on a scream
Doesn’t change a thing
Don’t bring you back
Blue on black
Oh
Blue on black

Blind
Oh
Now I see
I see the truth
Lies
And in between
And wrong
Can’t be undone
No no no
Oh slipped
From the tip of your tongue

Hey
Blue on black
Tears on a river
Push on a shove
It don’t mean much
Joker on jack
Match on a fire
Cold on ice
A dead man’s touch
Whisper on a scream
Doesn’t change a thing
Don’t bring you back
Blue on black
Oh
Blue on black

Ooh yeah

Blue on black
Tears on a river
Push on a shove
It don’t mean much
Joker on jack
Match on a fire
Cold on ice
A dead man’s touch
Whisper on a scream
Doesn’t change a thing
Don’t bring you back
Blue on black
Oh
Blue on black

Hey
Blue on black
Tears on a river
Push on a shove
It don’t mean much
Joker on jack
Match on a fire
Cold on ice
A dead man’s touch
Whisper on a scream
Doesn’t change a thing
Don’t bring you back
Blue on black
Oh
Blue on black
Oh
Blue on black
Oh
Blue on black

***NOTE***
I’m sorry that I couldn’t find a video of the following song, but it still had to be included. Therefore, I uploaded my own copy, and I hope you will immediately understand why. By the way, if you have the equipment to do so, cranking up the volume until your ears start to bleed is most definitely justified in this case.

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Was
The Kenny Wayne Shepherd Band
It was a moonless night
It was an empty sky
It was a bad excuse
It was the only fool in sight
It was a crazy thought
A mad man’s walk
It was

It was a moonless night
It was an empty sky
It was a bad excuse
I was the only fool in sight
It was a crazy thought
A mad man’s walk
It was

I had a wanderin’ eye
She was a better time
One twisted heart
A black cat’s walkin’ by
She was a crazy thought
A mad man’s walk
She was

Oh Lord
She was

She was a long way home
Walkin’ broken bones
It wasn’t wrong or right
How deep that knife could go
It was a crazy thought
A mad man’s walk
It was
It was a crazy thought
A man man’s walk
It was
She was a hangman’s noose
I was the fool
I was

Oh I was

Yeah baby

I was

Ooh oh

Oh oh

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Monday, August 9, 2010

Come Monday...Have I Been Had?

“Come Monday…” is a weekly series that will involve a review of, or commentary about, websites, movies, documentaries, television shows, sports, music, and whatever else may tickle my fancy at the time. Be assured that these reviews will be generally positive, as in accordance to the Jimmy Buffett song “Come Monday.” This is subject to change, however. In fact, I would be most derelict in my duties to neglect going on a rant every once in a while. For rants promote change, and change can be good—right? Therefore, since good is generally considered as being a positive force in 99.3% of the parallel universes that I am aware of, even a rant could be considered as being something positive, and a genuine hissy-fit would be even better (so I’m told).



A little over a month ago, I received an email from a very good friend with news of printable coupons for a free bag of [Doritos] up to $5.00 in value until 12/31/2010. Needlessly to say, I was thrilled. For I get the munchies every now and then, and I love telling my wife that they are “not yo cheese” whenever she goes to indulge herself. (No, she doesn’t think that it is very funny, either, but it always cracks me up, which is what counts in my book.)

Then, my wife remembered being behind some people in a check-out line, who got into some trouble for trying to use some coupons that they had got off of the Internet, which turned out to be fakes. So, we were fairly apprehensive the first time she tried to use one a couple of days after I had printed off what is shown above, but the cashier didn’t even look up when she accepted the coupon. In fact, this happened two more times over the next three weeks.

It came to a screeching halt last week, however. For when my wife tried to use one of the coupons at one of our local [Walmart Supercenters], the cashier told her that the coupons were on their fake list, and the same thing happened when she went to use one at a [Dillons], which is where they had been accepted before.

Now, I suppose we should be thankful that my wife was not escorted by security to a holding area until the police arrived to take her into formal custody for attempted fraud and whatever else they could think of at the time, but something just doesn’t feel right about this. For how could these coupons be counted as good for almost a month before it was discovered that they were not?

Yes, I suppose it could be just a case of it taking that much time on account of the coupons having to go from the local stores to wherever they are redeemed by [Frito-Lay]. Furthermore, it may very well be that the coupons were listed as fraudulent way before, and the cashiers just didn’t catch on before last week.

On the other hand, this may be a case of Frito-Lay discovering just how many people out there have a strong hankering for some free Doritos, and their bean-counters finally getting around to figuring up just how much money they were going to lose before the end of the year. After all, if just one person used just one coupon a day from July 7 to December 31, that would be add up to be 198 bags, which would add up to be between $792.00 and $990.00 at $4.00 to $5.00 a bag.

Oh yes, my dear Virginia, there really are some who can easily eat a big bag of Doritos in a single day, and with there now being several different varieties available, there wouldn’t be any danger of them getting tired of eating those kinds of chips. Moreover, these people would be so inclined to insist that Doritos serve as a good source of fiber. Therefore, they would be eating healthy by eating so many of them—even if only in their own minds.

Quite honestly, I don’t know what to think about this situation, but I hope the “stuff” hits the proverbial fan if a bunch of people start having a lot of trouble with constipation. Well, I suppose the case would be that there wouldn’t be all that much “stuff” hitting the proverbial fan in a literal sense when it comes to constipation, but I think you know what I mean.

P.S.: While I was going to bookmark the sites that I am providing links to in this piece, I saw where [Snopes.com] had posted an article about these coupons being fraudulent last April, which just muddies the water even more for me. For I didn’t receive that email about them until July, and one would think that they would have been on every fake coupon list from here to there long before my wife first went to see if they were good if they really weren’t!

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Sunday, August 8, 2010

A Sunday Drive

Back during my childhood, our parents would often load up my brother and I after Sunday morning church services for a leisurely drive around where we lived. Even though we were seeing mostly familiar sights, it was still good to see them, and this is why “A Sunday Drive” sounded about right for the name of a weekly series revisiting familiar sites that are well worth seeing again and again. The link below the image is to the site itself, and the image is linked to the post it was first included in here.






























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